Yay~ I knew I could count on you Reg.
Why I like them: Combination of two factors. 1. Physical appearance. I really like girly boys with slender frames and soft tummies. And 2. Reliability. Matt’s a prefect cathartic character for younger people suffering from anxiety. As well as fun for fan girls and nerds since they know how he feels about fictional (to him) characters.
Why I don’t: shittttt um.. let me see if I can peal of my rose colored glasses. Umm… (I’m looking at my Matt bobble head like he has answers) ummm… well he’s self centered and vain and a huge brat but I like all those things. Maybe on a shallow level I don’t like how he grew all tall in SRIV. I really miss tiny baby Matty.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): ummm any part where Matt has lines? No. how about that bit where he as the boss bond over nyte blyade?
Favorite line: (got to go with the clasics) “that puck kid is the cyber god who crashed you helicopter!” alternatively the bit where he’s reacting to the boss’s strip tease.
Favorite outfit: leather jacket or nothing at all.
OTP: Boss/Matt (male or female)
Brotp: Matt/kinzie or Matt/Asha or Matt/Gat
Head Canon: Matt has surveillance footage of not only Kinzie but also the boss. Including some from inside they’re stealport bathroom/bedroom.
Unpopular opinion: I’m going to go with secretly shipping SR3 Matt and boss. That and still shipping it even if Matt might not have given consent.
A wish: is a dream your heart makes, when your fast asleep. No, um.. I guess I would wish for more Matt but we’ve been lucky so far so I can’t complain.
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Matt getting seriously romantically rejected, boss physically assaulting him again and/or braking his trust in them.
5 words to best describe them: Who’s a good doggy? You are! (*snickers* okay fine. Smart, obsessive, emotional, loyal, stubborn.)
My nickname for them: Mittens the cyber kitten